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"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"

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sachimo:

when you try to type ‘haha’ but spell ‘gaga’

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▪ House Stark meme two starks;

└   1/2 - Sansa Stark

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HOW IT FEELS WHEN I WAKE UP WITHOUT A HANGOVER AND WHEN IVE GOTTEN ENOUGH SLEEP

howdoiputthisgently:

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hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

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My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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