"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"
(Source: powerpuff-squirrels, via okpizza)
when you try to type ‘haha’ but spell ‘gaga’
(Source: bircls, via okpizza)
▪ House Stark meme - two starks;
└ 1/2 - Sansa Stark
(Source: quietwolfs, via jaimelannister)
if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy
My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”